Got a note from Ron Hanks with one of those funny little statements that describe someone who is – shall we say – not quite on top of things. Ron’s phrase describes someone who is “a half a bubble off plumb“.
I’ve always liked those. Here are a few I got from a website called Jokes Place.
- 1. A few clowns short of a circus.
- 2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
- 3. A few beers short of a six pack.
- 4. A few peas short of a casserole.
- 5. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
They have a lot more if you want to click the link — or maybe you have a favorite you’d like to submit. You can do it below with a comment.




Yeah those short liners are Classics! I just love when you manage to slip them into a conversation… it’s difficult, but it can be done!
Thanks for sharing!