A Funny Story From Ron Hanks

Posted: February 12, 2008 in Uncategorized

Ron Hanks has always been known for sending notes that include funny or quirky little stories. Here’s a recent one he sent out.

I came home early from the nursing home today—-Bev was napping and even though I have only a short drive I’m not as brave as I once was and the sleet coming down on top of already slick streets scares me. Don’t know if it’s a matter of looking for something to do, or if it’s just that I’m feeling a bit devilish, or both; whatever, I’m willing to take a chance on making some women mad at me! So here’s an old story that I think is VERY funny:

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband, who suddenly burst into the kitchen. “Careful! Careful!” he said. “Put in some more butter! Oh, no, you’re cooking too many at once! Turn them now! They’re going to stick! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Turn them! Hurry up! Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them; you know you always forget. Use the salt….the salt!”

The wife stared at him and asked, “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband replied calmly, “I just wanted you to know what it feels like when I’m driving.”

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